Hot Apple Pie #3 Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.
Pepinos Cafe Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz tequila
1/4 – 3/4 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1/2 tsp brown sugar
1 cup strong hot coffee
1 oz light whipped cream
Heat tequila and kahlua in a heat-resistant glass or cup, and stir in sugar. Fill with coffee, stir again, and top with cream.
Fuzzy Bastard Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz Bacardi dark rum
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Orange Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz raspberry syrup
fill with 1/2 orange juice
fill with 1/2 sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz peach schnapps
Pour ingredients in order listed above into
a Hurricane glass filled with ice.Garnish
with an Orange Slice.
Silk Stocking Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz dark creme de cacao
1 oz heavy cream
1/2 tsp Chambord raspberry liqueur
Pour tequila, dark creme de cacao, heavy cream and Chambord into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Evil Slider Recipe
Ingredients
- 3 oz vodka
5 oz Turkey Hill iced tea
Mix well and serve.
Ink Street Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 oz rye whiskey
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz orange juice
Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Hot Afternoon Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
Add ingredients to a shot glass and drink.
Nudge Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 oz creme de cacao
1 oz vodka
coffee
Pour liquors into a coffee mug, and fill with coffee.
Fuzzy Banana Recipe
Ingredients
- 2 parts orange juice
1 part 99 Bananas banana schnapps
1 part DeKuyper Peachtree schnapps
Mix all parts together in a glass, or pitcher, depending on the amount of people you wish to serve.
Silent Monk Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz benedictine herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
1 oz light cream
Pour the benedictine, Cointreau and light cream into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Evil Blue Thing Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz white rum
Pour all ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.
Inedible Cocktail Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 oz Canadian whisky
1/2 oz Glayva Scotch liqueur
1/4 oz Punt e Mes red vermouth
Shake with a glassful of broken ice, and pour unstrained into an old-fashioned glass.
Grainslide Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 part grain alcohol
2 parts Irish cream
2 parts Kahlua coffee liqueur
Mix in a shot glass.
Lemony Crab Par-tea Cooler Recipe
Ingredients
- 36 oz (3 x 12-oz cans) Lipton Brisk iced tea
3 shots cheap vodka
4 shots cheap rum
3 shots lemon juice
Pour all three cans of lemon iced-tea (use diet… save the calories for the booze), vodka, rum and lemon juice into a pitcher. Mix thoroughly. Serve over ice in a tall glass.
Fuzzball Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/3 part peach schnapps
2/3 part Sprite soda
Fill a cup 2/3 with sprite, 1/3 with peach schnapps, and add ice.
Silent Broadsider Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz anisette
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 tsp grenadine syrup
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.
Evergreen Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz creme de bananes
1/2 oz melon liqueur
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz gin
2 oz white grape juice
Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry, and serve.
Indycar Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz apricot brandy
1 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz triple sec
1 oz passion-fruit juice
3 oz 7-Up soda
Pour into an ice-filled highball glass, and serve.
Gorilla Snot #2 Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 oz melon liqueur
1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/5 oz advocaat liqueur
Layer the creme de banane over the melon liqueur. Then drop the advocaat into the middle of the creme de banane. The advocaat should hang in the middle if poured correctly.
Kurant Tea Recipe
Ingredients
- 4 cl Absolut Kurant vodka
Turkish apple tea
1 tsp sugar
Pour absolut kurant into a comfortably big tea-cup. Add hot/very warm apple tea and, if you like, some sugar.
Futurity Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 sloe gin
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
2 dashes Angostura bitters
Pour the gin and vermouth into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a cocktail glass. Add the angostura bitters, and serve.
Sigtau Scorpion Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 jigger rum
1 jigger creme de almond
2 jiggers gin
6 oz pineapple juice
8 oz orange juice
ice
Mix ingredients, stir, and add ice to bring level to top of glass.
Dirty Shirley Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 oz vodka
5 – 6 oz Sprite soda
1 dash grenadine syrup
Pour the vodka over ice cubes in a highball glass. Fill the glass the rest of the way with Sprite. Add grenadine, garnish with a cherry, and serve.
Indy Melonade Recipe
Ingredients
- 2 oz Skyy melon vodka
3 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz Sprite soda
1 splash lemon juice
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge and a cherry, and serve.
Gorilla Fart Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz Wild Turkey 101 bourbon whiskey
Pour ingredients as listed above into a shot glass and shoot!
Herbal Flame Recipe
Ingredients
- 5 shots DeKuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps
tea
Pour hot damn 100 into the bottom of a jar or regular glass. Fill the rest of the glass with sweet tea. Stir with a spoon, straw, or better yet a cinnamon stick and leave it in.
Fury Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 part vodka
1 part spiced rum
1 splash sweet and sour mix
2 parts orange juice
In a whiskey glass with ice, add equal parts vodka and spiced rum, a splash of sour mix, then top off with orange juice.
Sienna Recipe
Ingredients
- 3/4 oz Captain Morgan Original spiced rum
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 oz orange juice
1 oz ginger ale
Pour ingredients over ice cubes in a tall wine glass, and serve.
Dirty Mother Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 oz brandy
1/2 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
Pour ingredients into an old-fashioned glass filled with ice cubes, stir well, and serve.
Indispensable Martini Recipe
Ingredients
- 3 oz gin
3/4 oz dry vermouth
3/4 oz sweet vermouth
Shake ingredients together with cracked ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass, garnish with an orange twist, and serve.

